Homemade Pouch Recipes
Pouch recipes are an age old tradition my family has passed down for the past 5 generations. Starting with an eight-paragraph long explanation of why my Great Great Grandmother invented the secrets of the pouch recipe. Luckily this isn’t Pinterest and no one cares!
So let’s get into it. Recipe is a strong word for what I do. I don’t have a rolodex full of cards that have exact amounts of what to do. I have a good idea of amounts and then just wing it till it tastes good. I also have access to this grand space of ideas: The Internet. Which is where I get most of my ideas anyway, just have to sort through all the back stories and hoopla to get that what everyone is actually after. As the great Captain Barbosa one quoted, “These are more like guidelines.” So do what you want, I’m not your mother. Don’t like broccoli? Want more sugar? The thought of yogurt makes you physically ill? Blueberries ruined Christmas and tore your family apart? Weird, but hey, everyone’s story is different and you can throw in something else that fits your tastes and preferences as you see fit.
Apple & Broccoli
5lbs apples
1lb frozen broccoli
Substitutes for broccoli
1 large bag fresh baby spinach or 1 brick of frozen spinach
Core, peel, and slice apples then place in large pot.
Put in about ¼ cup of water to help prevent burning.
Cook on Medium heat stirring occasionally to break up the apples.
After 20-30 minutes put in broccoli.
Keep on burner for about 20-30 minutes or until apples and broccoli are tender.
Transfer to food processor or blender and blend until smooth.
Transfer to pouches and make a large mess for your wife to clean up later.
Don’t like broccoli? Great! Throw in some spinach instead. Still green, still healthy, kids will be non the wiser. Want your kids to have the good stuff? Throw in some cinnamon too. Spoiled? More sugar! Though I think it all tastes fine without added sugar.
Stone fruit and yogurt
1 large container of plain Greek yogurt 32oz
2-3 peaches, nectarines, plums, apricot, etc
Peel and extricate pit
Place fruit and yogurt in blender and blend until smooth.
When I first made this the recipe called for a Pluot. I know what you are thinking, what on God’s green earth is a Pluot? Well, it doesn’t exist in nature; it and many other hybrids of all these stone fruits are a monument to man’s arrogance. Just google it, there are so many of these hybrids that I didn’t think they could all exist, but they do. That aside, you can probably use just about any mixture of fruit to your liking.
Sweet potato and carrot
2-3 lbs sweet potato peeled and quartered
4-6 whole carrots peeled
1/2 stick butter
Milk (probably)
Pumpkin spice
Place spuds and carrots in cold water and bring to a boil.
Turn down heat to med/med-high (so it doesn’t boil over)
Cook until fork tender (about 30 minutes)
Drain water and place in food processor spuds, carrots, and butter.
Blend until smooth
This recipe is more on the “hearty” side of usual pouch
recipes, so it can come out a bit thiccc thick. I usually use a bit of
milk to thin it out. If you have some extra breast milk left over that works
great too! Then I usually throw in some pumpkin spice to taste, maybe about ½
tsp. I also throw in about a tablespoon of brown sugar for fun.
Blueberry and yogurt and wheat
1 cup Bluberries
1 cup Greek Yogurt
2 tbs Wheat germ
Wash blueberries
Blend in food processor until smooth
This started off with blueberries, but you can use just about any kind of berry: strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, etc. Now we need to address the elephant in the room: wheat germ. Many years ago, someone somewhere said, “Hey! Wouldn’t this food taste so much better if I threw in some of this saw dust looking ingredient?” So then wheat germ was invented for some reason. The internet says that it is “healthy” with vitamins and minerals.
Avanana
3-4 Bananas
2 avocados
Peel bananas and avocados
Blend in food processor until smooth
Transfer to pouches
The ratio to use is 3:2 banana to avocado and will yield about 8 oz. This mostly depends on the sizes of said ingredients. So yes, size does matter. One thing to note is the fact that it is avocado and it will brown if it exposed to air. So, some of the pouches will look like it might be bad, but it is fine.
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